March 25, 2015 2:51 pm   Please look closely at the photo above. Does something look, um, off to you?

It’s OK — you can say it. Don’t be shy. We’re thinking it, too.

Yep, Michelle Obama looks TOTALLY BALD, right?!

When we got a note from the fine folks over at Diane von Furstenberg alerting us that the first lady was wearing one of their chic dresses, we opened the e-mail expecting only to be wowed by Obama’s frock.

Little did we know we’d be gasping at the Jeopardy! screenshot that appears to show her fully shorn on top.

Of course, we know that it’s just a matter of her hair being pulled back tightly and perhaps some lighting issues, but OMG — that was scary!

Fortunately, we feel pretty confident in confirming that Mrs. O does, indeed, still have a full head of hair, if this photo from four days ago can be believed…

Relax, y’all. My hair is still safely attached to my head!

Michelle Obama was asked if she could go back in time, what words of wisdom would she share with her school-aged self.

The answer: Don’t live in fear. Don’t doubt yourself.

Here’s how she put it:

“If I could give my younger self just one piece of advice, it would be this: Stop being so afraid! That’s really what strikes me when I look back – the sheer amount of time I spent tangled up in fears and doubts that were entirely of my own creation. I was afraid of not knowing the answer in class and looking stupid, or worried about what some boy thought of me, or wondering whether the other girls liked my clothes or my hair, or angsting about some offhand comment someone made to me in the lunchroom.”